Prom Night '07.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Does it stand for Premature Rupture Of Membranes, or Postpubescent Raging Of 'Mones (hormones, that is) ? Whatever it stands for, we experienced it this weekend in all it's glory. That's right. We got all gussied up and went to Prom with my cousin Lindsey and her date. OK, not actual Prom, but we did participate in some traditional pre and post Prom activities. And we wore Prom attire. And elbow length gloves (although, these were removed prior to leaving the house in my case). I tried to make my hair fluffly and big and Prom like, but I think it just ended up looking Utah, instead.

Dave was bummed that he didn't have a tux. I told him he's too young to start dating.


Awaiting the Prom-goers at one of our favorite establishments.

What if, on Prom night, you came home to this? It gives staying up all night after Prom a whole new meaning.

I am so blonde that...

Friday, April 27, 2007
I almost left the grocery store checkout without paying for my groceries today.

A Burning Question

Thursday, April 26, 2007
A question popped into my mind that kept me awake for a few minutes the other night. What if (hypothetically, of course) you sleep only in your underwear and your house catches on fire in the night, so you can't get to your clothes?

Get your mind out of the (proverbial) gutter.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007
That's right, folks. Hold on to your adult diapers because we have some excitin' news! We have GUTTERS! That leaky back door: now as water tight as a frog's behind. And when you come to our housewarming party (slated for June, so get your airline tickets now) you won't get what seems like a bucketful of water on your head, as you walk onto our porch... that is if it's raining. We may dump a bucket of water on you just for fun. Probably not, though.


The study is now a lovely shade of 'dried grass'.
And we sort of tentatively decided to re-do the fireplace surround. We found this wicked awesome marble tile, but we can't seem to decide if it's exactly what we want. Any comments or suggestions, faithful readers?


The hallway looks much better, now that all the dirty fingerprints are layered under a new coat of paint!


Our brown wall. I call it the 'Wall of chocolate hell'. Not really. But as you can see it was a pain in the butt to paint. The part that joins with the little square of white ceiling is still too tall to reach comfortably with a scaffolding. Ugh. Mike and I agreed that if the living room ever needs to be repainted- we're moving.
Mike's fine bootay and tile work in the "powder room".

The master bathroom floor. Don't you just love the decor? This red stuff is the "barrier" that protects the tile from cracking. Hopefully it works. The house is coming along. We are giving it the ol' college try between working and getting enough Daze-A-Daze time. Maybe we'll move in someday...

A few of my favorite things

Friday, April 20, 2007

In lieu of video to warm the cockles of your heart, I have compiled a top 10 list of my favorite Dave-is-almost-two-isms (and maybe someday Google videos will work).

10. When he randomly starts wishing "Hatty Burtday to you, Mama", and then to the chair, and his bear and the water tower... and his dump truck.

9. When he bends his knees, gets a very serious look on his face, pauses- then states (matter of factly) "I pooped".

8. Sometimes I find him kneeling in the bath water, peeing in the water. He will look up at me and smile with satisfaction, stating "I pooped".

7. He can get his shirt and pants off to tell me it's time for baths, but (in typical boy fashion) if I need or want him to get something, like say, his shoes- he stares at me blankly as if I'm speaking German.

6. He loves to throw away his dirty diapers. He will grab them, run to the trash can, slam dunk them in and say, "Goojob".

5. Although it is disruptive, I love it when he greets the long haired deacon who passes us the Sacrament on Sunday, "Hi, Jesus."

4. On a similar note, It made me laugh (and Mike get a little choked up) yesterday when Dave and I were talking about the water we were drinking from our little Sacrament cups- delving deeply into the significance of it (The water helps us remember that we should say 'I'm sorry')- when all of a sudden Dave loudly piped up, "I'm sorry, Jesus."

3. Dave loves shoes. He puts on everybody's shoes and clomps around in them. If you come to our house and have some funky shoes or shoes he likes on- be aware that you may have a temporary fixture attached to your leg during your visit. Unless you take your shoes off. Then I hope you don't have athlete's foot.

2. In order to get more Dave kisses, I tricked him into giving me kisses- telling him that I would "jump for joy" if he gave me one. Now all he wants to do is kiss his mama and "Jumpy joy!".

1. Cheese-A-Rama time. My absolute favorite thing Dave does is when he randomly says Love You, Mama ( Udd you, Mama ). It happens most often when I'm not around. Mike will tell me he calls it out when looking for me or after I leave for work. When I do hear it, though- it brings my little heart more joy than it can hold.


Wordless Wednesday: Spring

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The Obligatory Bluebonnet Pictures

Saturday, April 14, 2007
We took an afternoon off working at the house to go take some pictures in a bluebonnet field. It's the first time we've done it, but it was fun- so maybe it's a tradition that will continue. In other news- congrats to Bone Sr. and her Hubby who just received a little bundle of joy from ye olde stork. Three cheers for little boys! (What will I do if I have a daughter?)




Happy Birthday and Easters.

Friday, April 13, 2007
I had to post pictures of our egg hunt lest all you readers think we forgot the holiday altogether. We had a nice egg hunt before the snow started (snow in Texas?? I know!)- this was much better than last year, as Dave could walk and hunt his own eggs. Now if he could only start making his own breakfast...


Jen and I found some eggs full of dental hygiene products. Good thing, because we needed them!

Morgan and Dave dyed eggs, but they were about a thousand times more excited about what came after. TUBBY!
My birthday was exciting. I don't think it has ever snowed on my birthday. Perhaps mother nature is trying to show me that it's all downhill after you're closer to 30 than 20. That won't keep me from acting my shoe size, though. (Note the key lime pie smeared across my nose whilst licking the pie tin. Mature, Barb. Real mature.)
Dave did get an Easter basket. He was most excited about the one dollar pail and shovel which he lovingly dubbed "Beach". Oh, and the candy, of course. And he loved playing with my cousin's little dog before our Sunday Easter feast. We're still not getting a dog, though.

To inquiring minds: We are still working on our house. We almost have the floors ready to lay tile and we have some of the walls painted. It is a large undertaking, but we're getting there. I need to take my camera over and take pictures of the shambles soon! Oh and I mowed the lawn yesterday. It is a surreal feeling to mow your own lawn. Also Mike got into grad school for the fall! (He won't brag about it so I guess I can :). He'll be commuting UNT for their MPA program. Woo Hoo! My hunne's gon be edumacated. Go eagles!



"A late one"

Wednesday, April 11, 2007
On one of our many trips to the local discount home and grocery supply store (trying to find a sponge to suck excess water out of our temporarily relocated toilets) Mike and I noticed some very interesting items on sale. You know those pre-stuffed Easter baskets that you always pined for as a kid? Two words: half off. Dave's little hands were shaking in anticipation as he yelled at us, "Nopenit! Nopenit!! Pleeeeease??". The belated Easter treat turned out to be all that it claimed:
Until later that night, when the front wheel went missing.

Maybe...

Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Maybe this is what happened to John McCain's head.

Wordless Wednesday (It's still Wednesday because I haven't slept yet)

Thursday, March 29, 2007





Guess what we did tonight?
P.S. To all dissappointed parties who were not invited to the carpet tearing fiesta: Rest assured that we will enlist your help in other ways... Mwa haha!
P.P.S. That wasn't really wordless was it??

Sorta takes ya back.

Monday, March 26, 2007
Why do some songs remind me of things, even though the song wasn't recorded when the event was happening? Click on the My Myspace link to hear one example. This song reminds me of the college years, although I'm not sure why. I'd like to download a song on my blogger page but I don't know how or even if I can. Maybe some of you more adept bloggers can help me.

Sweat Equity. Lit'rally.

Thursday, March 22, 2007
Google Video apparently hates me. I have tried multiple times since Saturday to post a video that will warm the cockles of your hearts. Alas, it was not to be. I did have a blog-worthy experience yesterday, though. The inspectors were at the house early yesterday and I had to go over and pay them. I didn't think that this would require any more effort than lifting my little pen to my checkbook. Mom went along with me because she hadn't seen the house yet. The termite inspector gave me his schpiel, telling me the soil level was too high in the back yard (which we already suspected) and the inspection would have to be redone after that was fixed. I realized that this might delay some of the mortgage process so I called my realtor to ask her what to do (since the bank had already made us sign a paper saying they wouldn't do any repairs and we were buying the house 'as is').

Me: Hey, [realtor] the guy said he's not going to pass the insect inspection because the soil is too high in back.
Realtor: (Pause) Do you have a hoe?
Me: Uhhh... yeah... I think maybe I could get one...

I ran over to a neighbor's house that I know and rang the doorbell, but they weren't home. Luckily the termite man let me borrow his pickaxe from the back of his truck. I pickaxed a trench around the back of the house and Mom shoveled it away from the side, exposing the necessary 4 inches of foundation (just a quick fix, of course). All the while Dave was running at our backs saying "Excavator, excavator (his favorite kind of work vehicle). David do it." I just couldn't let Dave hold the pickaxe. That would have fried the circuitry of my internal parental safety modulus. Thankfully the guy was willing to hang around until we finished (which if you ask me, was within record time) and changed the inspection paper. Picture me in flip flops and jeans workin' a pickaxe. My arms are still sore... a little...

Breaking News

Thursday, March 15, 2007
This just in: (Maybe it's sort of anticlimactic now) The bank signed the contract on our house after some minor (read: annoying) negotiating and other lag time. I think they try and make you realize how bad you want the house by showing you how willing you are to stick around and not just throw the whole thing out the window. All in all- it has been an easy process, so far. Probably because we don't have a house to sell or any other contract deadlines. Anway- now we just need all of your fingers, toes, knee caps, I-teeth and eyes crossed that the inspection goes well and the mortgage people get their stuff done on time. It's all a little surreal.

Wordless Wednesday, (I hope it's really Wednesday this time.)

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

The Status

Monday, March 12, 2007
I found a website with more pictures of the house, so I thought I'd post them. The status on the house as of now is that they accepted our offer- and we have signed the contract, but the bank hasn't yet. It's sort of frustrating dealing with all the bank bureaucracy, but hopefully we will know if they signed the contract by the end of today. If all goes well we will close by March 30th. Then you are all invited to a carpet tearing up party! Woo Hoo!



Who? Me? Quirky?

Saturday, March 10, 2007
In light of recent blog postings, I have decided to make a list of my (shall we say) social idiosyncrasies. I hope you will all comment on my other odd behaviors which you have noticed and make a list of your own. It was kind of hard to come up with things, which was surprising to me as I consider myself to be a fairly odd individual.

10. I carry two full sacks of food to work on the first day of a stretch. One for the fridge, one for the freezer- because I never know when I will get to eat, how much time I will have to eat, or if I will like what I brought. I like to keep my options open.

I think I have officially been dubbed 'The Bag Lady'

9. When I was in High School, I used to be so afraid that people would hear me breathing hard after walking up a flight of stairs, that I would hold my breath until I passed a groups of kids and could hide behind my locker.

Contrast this with the girl who wasn't the slightest bit embarrassed to ask to take a picture of the school crossing guard holding a mannequin head. Talk about opposite ends of the spectrum.

8. My signature. It's more V-tach than a name, really.

7. I like to sniff Dave's stinky baby morning breath.

6. When I lay down to sleep, night or day, I wish that I could just be done sleeping so that I could do more things. I have to say to myself "Just close your eyes and you'll be awake as soon as you know it. " It's not that I don't need sleep, it's just that I feel it's a waste of time. Kind of like Kate Moss and eating.

5. I pretend to drink milk out of unopened milk jugs.

4. I like to grocery shop. I could walk down every aisle at the grocery store and just look at what they are selling. I like to look for sales anywhere I go and I love the feeling of a full pantry and fridge. I would grocery shop every day if I could (and sometimes I do).

3. I butt into people's conversations and cut them off while they're talking if I'm excited about a subject. It annoys me when I do it, but I can't stop. The words just pop out.

2. Rocking out to music with my child in public does not embarrass me.

1.I have an invisible uni-brow.